
Panels from Super Mouse: The Big Cheese comic book issue number 35, April 1956
Welcome to the SPOOOOOKY Halloween edition of "Why Does This Exist?"
You don't have to go any farther than the title of Sufjan Stevens' "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!" to start asking the question, "Why does this exist?" I'll admit to having been a part-time Sufjan Stevens apologist back in the day, although I've mostly give up since he decided that he has doubts about sharing his music with others and has wasted years writing a boring quasi-classical piece about a freeway. I never really understood this song, and it's only become an increasingly anachronistic "sore thumb" on the Illinoise record over time. The simple fact is that Stevens isn't playing to his strengths at all with this song.
The fakeout intro with the piano is nice, but as soon as the "funky" bassline starts, I'm already thinking, "Awwwww, hell no!" And when it goes into a full-on disco arrangement with mismatched chanted vocals, it's obviously a trainwreck with a climbing number of reported fatalities. Stevens then starts to sing, and it's immediately obvious that his voice has nothing to do with the rest of the song, so he wisely stops singing and lets his zombie backing vocalists take the song to the bridge. Then, when Stevens starts some creepy falsetto warbling over the song's only and endlessly repeated hook, I'm ready to press the "Next" button. If there's one thing the song does well, it's that it combines musical styles in a ludicrous way that is really a tradition of Halloween music, so it's got that going for it. Happy Halloween!
"They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!" by Sufjan Stevens





























